If we're being honest with ourselves there's a few things that could go wrong with Mortal Engines.
There's a lot of factors and variables why the movie could suck. I've put together a list of the possisble reasons why:
- The pop corn could be quite expensive
- Someone next to you could fart excessively and often
- It's too loud
- You go blind at its majesty
- You have a heart attack
- You get caught sneaking in MacDonalds
- You have to take your mother in law
- The movie projector stops working
- It rains on the way to the theatre and you get your hair a little wet
- The trailers go on a bit too long
- You eat your expensive pop corn too quickly
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